Mar. 7th, 2010

doctorconquest: (florence welch - your filthy fingers)
as I was considering potential hair colours today it occurred to me that a, there is no one around anymore to notice that my hair has changed and b, the only thing that makes me feel like dying my hair is boredom so I might as well go with something not boring. so now I'm about to be "intense red copper", this choice also influenced by my apparent desire to clash with everything I wear, including my new red headphones. HOW EXCITING.

also: stress is killing my face, I really need to buy jeans, I never want to own a PC again, chocolate orange!!, and did you know the age of consent in Vatican City is 12? WHAT'S WITH THAT.
doctorconquest: (okami - you'd better run)
The Adventure Of The Parrot

Dante and Virgil were out for a flexible Valentine's walk at the end of time. As they went, Virgil rested his hand on Dante's esophagus. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so perfumed, Dante was filled with whole-grain dread.

"Do you suppose it's airtight here?" he asked rashly.

"You enticing silly," Virgil said, tickling Dante with his sausage. "It's completely intense."

Just then, a moist parrot leapt out from behind a bush and seranaded Virgil in the inner thigh. "Aaargh!" Virgil screamed.

Things looked temerarious. But Dante, although he was masculine, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a balloon and, like stuffing a pine tree down your throat and lighting it on fire, beat the parrot longingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to seranade innocent people!"

Then he clasped Virgil close. Virgil was bleeding luxuriously. "My darling," Dante said, and pressed his lips to Virgil's scapula.

"I love you," Virgil said hesitatingly, and expired in Dante's arms.

Dante never loved again.

the end.

so [profile] neko_saruwatari linked to the drabble-matic. and I happened to be looking at a copy of the Divine Comedy. and then this happened.


[profile] nickel_curry I hope you found this inspiring. /shot

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