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doctorconquest) wrote2010-11-19 04:45 am
doctorconquest) wrote2010-11-19 04:45 am
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because I can never resist this
THE OBJECT TO YOUR LEFT IS NOW YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IN THE UPCOMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. WHAT IS IT?
It is this little knife with the tiniest blade ever that I use for cutting paper! However, what the zombies don't know is that according to the package it came in, this knife contains chemicals known in the state of California to cause cancer. FUCK YEAH, CANCER KNIFE?!
Also it swivels so it can like, cut round corners and shit. Bring it on, zombies!
It is this little knife with the tiniest blade ever that I use for cutting paper! However, what the zombies don't know is that according to the package it came in, this knife contains chemicals known in the state of California to cause cancer. FUCK YEAH, CANCER KNIFE?!
Also it swivels so it can like, cut round corners and shit. Bring it on, zombies!