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Mar. 7th, 2010 11:29 pmThe Adventure Of The Parrot
Dante and Virgil were out for a flexible Valentine's walk at the end of time. As they went, Virgil rested his hand on Dante's esophagus. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so perfumed, Dante was filled with whole-grain dread.
"Do you suppose it's airtight here?" he asked rashly.
"You enticing silly," Virgil said, tickling Dante with his sausage. "It's completely intense."
Just then, a moist parrot leapt out from behind a bush and seranaded Virgil in the inner thigh. "Aaargh!" Virgil screamed.
Things looked temerarious. But Dante, although he was masculine, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a balloon and, like stuffing a pine tree down your throat and lighting it on fire, beat the parrot longingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to seranade innocent people!"
Then he clasped Virgil close. Virgil was bleeding luxuriously. "My darling," Dante said, and pressed his lips to Virgil's scapula.
"I love you," Virgil said hesitatingly, and expired in Dante's arms.
Dante never loved again.
the end.
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neko_saruwatari linked to the drabble-matic. and I happened to be looking at a copy of the Divine Comedy. and then this happened.
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nickel_curry I hope you found this inspiring. /shot
Dante and Virgil were out for a flexible Valentine's walk at the end of time. As they went, Virgil rested his hand on Dante's esophagus. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so perfumed, Dante was filled with whole-grain dread.
"Do you suppose it's airtight here?" he asked rashly.
"You enticing silly," Virgil said, tickling Dante with his sausage. "It's completely intense."
Just then, a moist parrot leapt out from behind a bush and seranaded Virgil in the inner thigh. "Aaargh!" Virgil screamed.
Things looked temerarious. But Dante, although he was masculine, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a balloon and, like stuffing a pine tree down your throat and lighting it on fire, beat the parrot longingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to seranade innocent people!"
Then he clasped Virgil close. Virgil was bleeding luxuriously. "My darling," Dante said, and pressed his lips to Virgil's scapula.
"I love you," Virgil said hesitatingly, and expired in Dante's arms.
Dante never loved again.
the end.
so
neko_saruwatari linked to the drabble-matic. and I happened to be looking at a copy of the Divine Comedy. and then this happened....
nickel_curry I hope you found this inspiring. /shot
